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You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
You’ve ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest.
Birds are attracted to your beard.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath”
Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.