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You Might be a Redneck if……….

You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.

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You Might be a Redneck if…….

You’ve ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

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You Might be a Redneck if…….

Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest.

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You Might be a Redneck if………

Birds are attracted to your beard.

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You Might be a Redneck if……

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

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You Might be a Redneck if……..

Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath”

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You Might be a Redneck if…….

Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.

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You Might be a Redneck if…..

Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

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You Might b a Redneck if…….

You own a homemade fur coat.

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You Might be a Redneck if…….

Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.

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