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You Might be a Redneck if………

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

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You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t.

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“You ever cut your grass and found a car.”

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“You burn your yard rather than mow it. “

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“Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.”

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You think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk.

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“You name your twin sons Copen and Hagen. “

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